My-Long-Lost-Friend-Cat

What the hell happened to January? And February for that matter? This time of year is always a blur and I'm secretly convinced the Earth spins a bit faster between 'Happy New Year' and now...It's already March! So it occured to me that its been a long time since my last blog and in fact...its been A WHOLE YEAR!!! Geez people, I'm so sorry. Fo real. I mean...what the hell even happened in that time? Who knows? What can I say...there's no major life events to speak of (like, no serious ones, apparently getting new handbags does not count), and apart from getting a bit fatter and finding a lone white hair (which was duly ripped out immediately) there seems to be no real change.

So I'm stumped...like when you catch up with an old friend you haven't seen in years and at first the conversation is on the verge of stalling, peppered with vacant sentences such as "so ummm...yeah...what else is been happening?", and basically it's weirdly superficial "blah blah's" laden with some crap about work.

But just like in those stalled conversations...eventually the chatty flood gates open, and before you know it, it's midnight, the pub you went to after the restaurant shut is now also kicking you out, and you have your lost long friend back.

And that's me people!

Maybe i should change this blog to My-long-lost-friend-Cat.

I'm back.

And this is me with my newest MJ clutch.


xx