Just when I thought I'd got away unscathed...the representatives of Fitness First at Kings Cross finally came by the shop with free membership passes.
It's already been open for over a year and my shop is just a stones throw away. I thought those hand-selected ultra fit, ultra tanned and ultra perky gym reps could sniff out flabby arms and fleshy thighs from miles away, but perhaps the smells emanating from Kings Cross negate this ability.
So I suspect that maybe they heard from the Infinity Bakery about my love of fruit buns for morning tea (hence I now have more rolls than the bakery). Or maybe the 24 hour newsagency blabbed about my daily afternoon chocolate treat.
In any case the reps thought they better come and find me for once and for all and finally turn me from ample size to sample size.
Stay tuned. Right now it's Coke Zero and Milky Way time.
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maybe you're just skinny enough now for those reps to invite you to their fancy gym... no slogging away in the anonymous sweaty hole in the wall!! you can join the pretty people!!
Hooray! I like that reason.
Hang on...Will I have to get matching gym clothes? If so then I am going to have to reconsider...I can think of waaaay better things t spend my ever dwindling money on.
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